January 21st, 2010
I bought this shithead wig (that’s what it was called in the catalog) about 25 years ago for Halloween but never wore it. It’s one of my pride and joys and now that I have a captive audience, what better way to show it off than with an quasi-educational video about poop and pee? Enjoy.
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Oh shit, oh crap did I just say shit (and crap). Oh well, I about spit my toothpaste out this was so funny.
And yes the BEAR chasing you does suck, but lucky for me I have always out ran them (damn they must be slow).
please race in that wig.
I like the skull in the background. Nice touch!
OMG, thank you. That was hilarious. And, believe it or not, I’ve learned something … never even thought of the Light Days idea.
lol. Ok, the funniest thing is that you decided to keep a sh/t wig that you bought 25 years ago….and never wore. How does the mental conversation go? “Shoes with 300 miles: donate. Tan Lamp: donate. Books: donate. Shit wig: hmmmm, better keep this thing, never know when it might come in handy….” LOL
Have a great day!
So Stevi tells me that you were speaking directly to me in this video, Flo. I am trying to figure out if it was because of the bear, or because she is calling me a shithead.
Morning gals and boy!
Stevi, careful with the toothpaste, that stuff is like a latex paint till your next laundry. :-) Yay on beating the bear, and no, it’s not because you’re slow, silly girl.
Doggie, wouldn’t that be great? If only it wasn’t so hot, I’d consider it.
Julie, my mom bought that skull at Edmund Scientific long ago, before plastic became the norm. The top has these cool hooks so you can open it up and inspect the insides.
Sneaker, I am sooo surprised you actually learned something, lol. The next 2 promise to be more informative.
BB, I almost wrote about that in the intro! I have had several major moves in my life and have thrown out or sold almost all of my worldly possessions and live very sparingly now, but the shithead wig will always have a place by my side.
RTI, LOL!!
Okay here I am once again to point out the obvious. You just did a quasi-educational video about pee and poo, wearing a shit head wig, talking about “the bear”, then you proceed to tell all of us to go out and have some great RUNS! Didn’t anyone else catch this??? Bwahaaaahaaaa, Flo you are priceless!
And I was just looking for ideas for some distinctive headgear for my marathon pacing gig!
Actually Flo, it’s not just the girls who sometimes wet themselves at the end of a 5K. I’m not sure if your solution would work for us guys, though.
Skulls are not legal to sell? Take my skull from my cold dead hands, er, neck.
Tobey, lol! Dang, a missed opportunity for more poopy jokeage. You are definitely on the ball today (or on the poop).
Jim, I did not know that!! Thanks for the fabulous tidbit, it makes me feel way better somehow, that it’s not just a woman thing. Wish I had a tip for your tip (hee hee), but alas, not my territory. Time for you to buy a webcam and educate the menfolk! :-)
Oops, I stand corrected, human skulls are legal to sell, I repeated that from my mother who had an active imagination. Comment above has been corrected.
So now my skull comment looks like a total non-sequitur
Lmao…that wig is hilarious!!
Hah! At least you have my crap below to verify that you had a point. And I always like a cold, dead hands remark anyway.
Runforlife, maybe I’ll lend it to you for your next race.
I like the way you went “That lady is so gross!” with that wig on! I confess to having peed myself (halfway, to be factual). I sweat a lot sometimes you see…
You are hilarious. LOL
Yay Priyanka, another pee admitter! This is warming my heart.
Cassandra, why thank you.
Wow, Flo, that was… Wow. I confess that the bear loves me :S I’ve tried everything dietwise. The only thing that works for me is being really well hydrated before runs, the bear seems to chase me when I am slightly dehydrated, but then that brings up your next issue, hrm.
I have to say I am amazed you can run with any kind of pad on. Maybe my butt eats them up or something but I always end up with a pantful of shredded bits.
Love the videos, keep them coming!
Jenn, you poor baby! You got it both ways, that sucks double. Lol on your cannibal butt, mine stays in one piece till it’s time to discard. Have you tried the Carefree ones? They’re more plasticy then cottony, maybe that’d help keep them in one piece. Those are actually the ones I use, come to think of it.
Thanks Preston cutie!!
You are a total freak.
Hilarious.
Jay, coming from you, that is an honor. Thank you. ::bows::
Okay, these video entries need to stay. LOVE.
I think my favorite part was you saying “period” is so gross while wearing a pile of crap on your head. I love you!
I almost never have bear issues, but DH does on many runs. We’ve tried about everything, but man, the bear just loves him.
Thank you Mir, love you right back, sweetie. Poor hubby of yours! Sorry to hear he’s got wildlife always one step behind.
Flo, I was wrong. You’re here for my entertainment!
No bears down here — only Koala Bears (they eat leaves and can hang on forever). But you’re right about blokes and #1s — we can just tie a knot in it.
P.S. I like the new design (the ordered side of my brain likes it) and the top RH side photo is perfectly flattering.
How convenient, tying a knot in it. You guys have all the good tricks. Thanks for the site design compliment, it was needing a little facelift.
Hey, just noticed the change in looks. Love it! Now if I could just get an avatar up for myself, I would feel like one of the cool kids. Nice “talking” to you yesterday Flo…
Thank you too on the design kudos, it was fun chatting with you yesterday. Now go here and get yourself a gravatar. It’s free, it’s cool and it’ll follow you to whatever blogs you post on.
Flo, I cant believe the wig is now immortalized in your page heading!
Nice new design. I like how your replies stand out.
Thanks Jim! I like how we can reply to specific posts now. I hope to be a better comment responder in future and this’ll help.
Hey Flo I’m just coming back from the brink of death. Ok it was just the Flu but I’m just catching up and again you slay me Girl! I just want to add that I too have personal experience w/ the pee situation. I thought it was just because I’ve “naturally” delivered 3 darling children. I’m surprised to hear it’s not women who have given birth! Anyways my doctor suggested doing something called KEGEL excercise to help w/ the muscles down south. Google & try!
Girlfriend, Kegels are famous because they strengthen your hoo-ha muscles, good for doing the nasty! Look, I’m doing them now and no one knows!
Glad you’re feeling better, sorry to hear you were fighting the flu.